Ethan Quotes

Fan-generated quotes list!

 * "I love matches. Matches are really ssssnifty. What Ethan?" (Wick)
 * "Horses... Presidents..?" (Markiplier Makes: Fan Fiction)
 * "Digging myself.. a grave" (A Fun Day In The Sand)
 * "MY VOICE IS OF THE PREPUBESCENT CHILD!" (I'm an Idiot)
 * "WHAT DO YOU WANT?? ON FIRE!!" (Hot Pepper Challenge)
 * "Noooo! Mah penguins! Mah beautiful penguins!" (UEBS)
 * "I'm a bird! The bird catches the worm." (Crash World)
 * "There's music in my heart." (Disco Discomfort)
 * "Why are you over-minding your business, bitch?" (Markiplier Makes: Pretzels)
 * "CAN WE HIT 1 BILLION LIKES??!" *smashes table* (Gingerbread House Building Challenge)
 * "I can be happy because I be not dead" (Gingerbread House Building Challenge)
 * "That's the kid! That's the kid who pants us in the woods!" (Wick)
 * "This is the hot sh*t.jpeg" (Anatomically Incorrect Dinosaurs)
 * "Get SH*T STOMPED!" (Omni-Bus)
 * "We got this, fam!" (Trying to be encouraging)
 * "BESSIE! You're about to be meat!" (Just Cause 3)
 * "CowGoatDeerGoatCow." ' I should not be allowed to own pets. Somebody call the ASPCA.' (Just Cause 3)
 * "Your horse dildos have magical powers!" (Christmas Shopper Simulator)
 * "MY NIPPLES ARE ON CAMERA!" (Sexy Dance Time with CrankGamePlays)
 * "Let's get !" (When he's scared)
 * "We got trucks, we got f**ks, we got everythin' ya like!" (Beam.NG Drive)
 * "I don't understand why you guys keep asking me if I support the LGBTQ+ community. Of course I do! Have I not made that clear?" (Among Us Twitch Stream)
 * "Nothing says 'Barbie' like laundry cogs!" (Barbie Dreamhouse Party)
 * "Good ' Jack StumpyToes" (Finding Bigfoot)
 * "I want you to f**k the plant, Sharon." (Change)
 * "It's growing small children out of the buds." (Change)
 * "Lesbians have p*ssy powered penis poppers. Was that close?" (Whisper Challenge #5)
 * "The power of breakfast compels you!" (Trash Goblin Podcast #11)
 * "F**k my tits!" (Whenever he's frustrated)
 * "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet. That's not true. Don't try that." (Mr. President)
 * "I love me a Crizmuss." (Christmas Shopper Simulator)
 * takes fake baby* *baby hits table* “You gotta knock it out before you preform surgery” (Markiplier Makes:Dog Toys)
 * "No one else has nut-kicking power like shopper lady person!" (Christmas Shopper Simulator)
 * "It's an endless circle of anal penetration!!" (Plug and Play)
 * "Somebody once told me the world is my homie." (Whisper Challenge #5)
 * "I have severe acne! Mark's a f*cking d*ck!" (Markiplier's Human Rights Campaign Livestream )
 * "We live our lives taking each second for granted..." (Unus Annus)
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" (every Unus Annus video)
 * "I feel insecure about my body!" (Preserving Ourselves in Wax)
 * "Hehe... The goop. Is funny to me!" (Preserving ourselves in Wax)
 * “With the greatest power, comes a awesome time.” (Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like)
 * “Not all everyone can be a hero, but only the heroes are the ones who did it well enough.” (Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like)
 * “Crabs are the spiders of the sea.” (Do NOT Give a Crab a Knife)
 * "are all hens female? (Unus Annus: learning more about life with a chicken)
 * "commit once, measure... nonce." (Unus Annus: Building The World's First IKEA Boat)
 * "SKITTLE!" (Unus Annus: The Great Meat Mistake)
 * "He's putting on his cap for his long winter's nap!" (Unus Annus: The Great Meat Mistake)
 * ”Skittle? Hang on that’s not right... Skittle, skrittle? ... SKILLET!” (Unus Annus)
 * "A Bear? In THESE   Woods? There's no way Mark." (Unus Annus: Pitching a Tent in the Woods [But There Is a Bear 15 Feet Away])
 * ”Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened.” (Goodbye, Unus Annus)
 * “There is no easy.” (Unus Annus, Math video)
 * “I...am...Mortified.” (Unus Annus, Math video)
 * ”It’s a comfort thing.” (Unus Annus, taser video)
 * ”I feel upset! This isn’t a good start to my day. I don’t like it when I lose but it’s okay cause I lose often. My self esteem is so low. Please... help me.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”We all have bad days. I cried on my kitchen floor yesterday. For what reason? It doesn’t matter to you.” (Unus Annus)
 * “You really know how to make me gaggle.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Hold Jesus, not penis.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”This is what it means... to go, even further BEYOND!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”I’m begging you, from the bottom of my knees!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Always remember the buddy system.“ (Unus Annus)
 * “Did you know I’m on medication currently? And I think I need a higher dose.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Are you chill with dying?” (Unus Annus)
 * ”I fear.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”My ass is going to shoot out from the unders!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Give me a pinkie promise, pinkie promise me you’re not a bad guy?” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Did I go BEYOND?!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”We’ve got to put it on full power, AGHHHHH!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Who put the hole in the ground?” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Uh this is my safe word... uh, safe word.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Hello Mr. Penis.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Should we hold for the fucking planes, Jesus!” (Unus Annus)
 * “Listen to me, if you don’t fucking talk more I’m actually going to fucking burn your tits off.” (Unus Annus)
 * “Hey now, don’t try this at home.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”You’ll be sleeping with the fishes. You'll be sleeping with the god damn FUSHES!” (Unus Annus)
 * "The Gongoozler will swim up to you... take you by the toes" (Unus Annus)
 * ”Jebus is on my size.” (Unus Annus, yes he did say this exactly it’s not a mistake.)
 * ”I dead the egg.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”I’ve never felt sexy a day in my life.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Look at that small penis. Bet you can't do ANYTHING with that.” (Unus Annus)
 * “It’s not sexual?” (Unus Annus)
 * ”UN-US!” (Unus Annus)
 * “I goofed it.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”The Annus to my Unus.” (Unus Annus)
 * ”AHHHH everyone’s tall!” (Unus Annus)
 * "wHY IS IT SPICY?!" (Unus Annus - That video where they ate raw pumpkins)
 * "Mark, what's the main ingredient in a semfrury desperation tanker?" (Unus Annus: Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Chamber)
 * "Doald Crump toodn't run dat fas?" (Unus Annus: 2 Grown Men Attempt The Presidential Fitness Test)
 * "Martha May Who... Don't look at me like this." (Unus Annus: Drinking One Gallon of Eggnog - Santa's Mukbang)
 * "How do you feel about my genitals?" (Unus Annus: 2 Truths and 1 Lie - Waxing Edition)
 * "PAPA!" (Unus Annus)
 * "Lil' Lubey! That's gonna be my soundcloud rap name." (Unus Annus)
 * "Can we make pumpkin seeds?🥺" (Unus Annus)
 * ”It’s abracadabra time!” (Unus Annus)
 * ”Mother nature-MOTHER NATURE!” (Unus Annus)
 * "I'm gonna fight fire with... f-fire, but the other kind of fi- water!" (Unus Annus)
 * "It's like being hit- not by a truck, it's not that strong, maybe like a sedan" (Unus Annus: Bad Bad Beans)
 * "Would I say that I'm 100% straight? NO, ITS A SPECTRUM!!!!" (Q&A)
 * "Yeah guys lets go get F**KED!" (Barbie Dreamhouse Party)
 * "Hey Mark.. you went to Korea recently..." (Unus Annus)
 * "*trying to be intimidating* I'm so much less powerful than you." (Unus Annus: Play-Doh Thanksgiving)
 * " Eat up." (Unus Annus: Play-Doh Thanksgiving)
 * "Sex is great but you ever had a pie?" (Markiplier Makes: PIE)
 * "Pretzels, what are they? Twirly, twirly birds that ya.. grab with your hands and you wrap em' around. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Back, in 1987, a young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said, "Hey, I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack!" So he grabbed some flour. He grabbed some yeast, he grabbed some salt; maybe a little bit of pepper. Then he went to work. Pulled up his sleeves, and he, washed his hands, as you always do before cooking a great meal. And he splashed them into a bowl, mixing vigorously, until... out of the oven came... something brand new! Something, his eyes had never seen before. Something, that would take the 90s by storm. The pretzel had been made. And today, that's what were doing." (Markiplier Makes: Pretzels)

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